Unlike Infected Pink Ninja, Infected iNinja has been corrupted with a much more terrible affliction; Apple-itis. I gave her away to a friend who attends the cult of Mac and he finally sent over some pics!
Infected iNinja was once just an ordinary Lenovo Ninja. Working at IBM (being a Ninja doesn’t exactly pay in terms of moolah), Lenovo Ninja was given the opportunity to start using a MacBook, thanks to IBM having decided on outfitting select employees with the infectious white ‘puter. Soon after turning it on, though, Lenovo Ninja felt a change inside of her. suddenly, she had an urge to buy anything Steve Jobs dreamt up while on the crapper, even a network hard drive rebranded as a Time Machine and subsequently priced three times more than its actual worth. Lenovo ninja fell into the hands of the Mac-intologists. Now infected, it seems she may be lost forever.
iNinja already has a home. Sorry! Please don’t sue me, Steve. kthxSMOKEBOMBbai
Ninjas you can’t have showcases Ninjas that were given away or sold outside of etsy or were something that made them unavailable publically.
This floozy finally stumbled out of the pub! She’s 7 inches tall and was given away to a friend who got married. The inspiration was when his (now) wife told me the story of her stumbling over him lying on the bathroom tiles, passed out and drunk having expelled most of his innards into their toilet (thankfully, not the couch or on their cats). He couldn’t stay til the end of his own bachelor party because he’d had about 30 double shots of hard booze.
Her Story…
Even the best Ninjas have off days. This Ninja recently had a run in with a pirate she used to see back in high school, and it just brought back too many painful memories. A quick trip to the pub, though, and she can’t even remember her address, let alone that time she caught him with some wench. The wench didn’t last long, though, as Inebriated Orange had a few bo-shurikens on her. The eyepatch the wench wears now is definitely not for show!
At least Inebriated Orange Ninja is now living with some almost as inebriated as she is!
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