Ninjas you can’t have showcases Ninjas that were given away or sold outside of etsy or were something that made them unavailable publically.
This floozy finally stumbled out of the pub! She’s 7 inches tall and was given away to a friend who got married. The inspiration was when his (now) wife told me the story of her stumbling over him lying on the bathroom tiles, passed out and drunk having expelled most of his innards into their toilet (thankfully, not the couch or on their cats). He couldn’t stay til the end of his own bachelor party because he’d had about 30 double shots of hard booze.
Her Story…
Even the best Ninjas have off days. This Ninja recently had a run in with a pirate she used to see back in high school, and it just brought back too many painful memories. A quick trip to the pub, though, and she can’t even remember her address, let alone that time she caught him with some wench. The wench didn’t last long, though, as Inebriated Orange had a few bo-shurikens on her. The eyepatch the wench wears now is definitely not for show!
At least Inebriated Orange Ninja is now living with some almost as inebriated as she is!
So the dolls were on sale briefly. Then I realized (sorry, my wife realized… happy Ally?) that the whole site was not really well made for selling schtuff. I’ll be going the Etsy route.
This will be finished up TONIGHT. There, I said it. I’ll still use this site for posting news and nonsense about the Ninja Dolls, and will also post up some of them that aren’t for sale (i.e. I gave them away), just because it’d still be cool to show them off, like the iNinja.
Did ya hear the GREAT news? Ninja Dolls go on sale THIS WEEK! I’ll be putting a few on sale each day. There are two sizes, small and medium. The small size ninjas (the only size featured in the above video) will cost $25 plus $5 shipping, while the medium Ninjas will cost $35 plus $5 shipping (all prices in Canadian dollars). Certain Ninjas may cost a bit extra due to their extra coolness (and as such the extra time they took to make), Baby Blue Cthulhu being one of them. Not a huge amount, but a few dollars more (those tentacles were murder to stuff!). Sad Yellow ninja needn’t be sad anymore, as his brethren (such as Mustachio’d Ninja and Ying-Yang Two-Face Ninja) will finally have the chance to find a loving home filled with unsuspecting targets. Umm, I mean adoptive parents. Ya…
If you wanna be sure to snag one be sure to subscribe to either the RSS or Email Updates. Two buttons will appear on the site once they go on sale; Available ninja Dolls will always be accessible via the associated button that says, err, “Available Ninja Dolls,” while the functionality of the “Unavailable Ninja Dolls” button will be left to your imagination.
So the dolls were on sale briefly. Then I realized (sorry, my wife realized… happy Ally?) that the whole site was not really well made for selling schtuff. I’ll be going the Etsy route.
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